![]() Here is a list of many more of Tyrion’s most clever one-liners, these are the best of Tyrion Lannister.ġ9. When Shagga, the leader of the Stone Crows, asks Tyrion how he wishes to die, he has, as usual, a witty response up his sleeve. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 5 - The Ghost Of Harrenhal’. "The King is a lost cause, it's the rest of us I'm worried about." Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 6 Episode 2 - Home’.ġ8. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 6 - The Old Gods And The New’.ġ7. “We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.”ġ6. ![]() “Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 1 Episode 5 - The Wolf And The Lion’.ġ5. “What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Game Of Thrones’ from the book series ‘A Song Of Ice And Fire’ by George R. ![]() “Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 5 Episode 9 - The Dance Of Dragons’.ġ3. “In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 4 Episode 8 - The Mountain And The Viper’.ġ2. “Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 10 - Valar Morghulis’.ġ1. “Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 5 Episode 8 - Hardhome’.ġ0. “Killing and politics aren't always the same thing! When I served as Hand of the King, I did quite well with the latter, considering the King in question preferred torturing animals to leading his people.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 1 Episode 2 - Kingsroad’.ĩ. “Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 2 Episode 7 - A Man Without Honor’.Ĩ. “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 7 Episode 3 - The Queen’s Justice’.ħ. You make me feel I'm failing at brooding over failing.” “You look a lot better brooding than I do. Tyrion Lannister, ‘Season 8 Episode 4 - The Last Of The Starks’.Ħ. When I broke her maidenhead, she wept, but afterward she kissed me and sang her little song, and by morning I was in love.5. I'll never know where I found the courage. The next thing I knew, I was sharing her bed. I was only thirteen, and the wine went to my head, I fear. We finished two whole chickens and part of a third, and drank a flagon of wine, talking. She was hungrier than I would have believed. The girl was too frightened to send her off by herself, though, so I offered to take her to the closest inn and feed her while my brother rode back to the Rock for help. She was a crofter's child, orphaned when her father died of fever, on her way to. By the time he came trotting back, I'd gotten a name out of her, and a story. They'd torn the rags she was wearing half off her back, so I wrapped her in my cloak while Jaime chase the men into the woods. “She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your heart. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.” All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs.“ And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. Most of them are.“ He favored Jon with a rueful grin. „I don't even know who my mother was,“ Jon said. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure.“ „You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.“ „All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.“ „What do you know about being a bastard?“ Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.“ „Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. „Let me give you some counsel, bastard,“ Lannister said. He was pleased by the dwarf's comment, but he tried not to let it show. You have more of the north in you than your brothers.“ „Lord Eddard Stark is my father,“ Jon admitted stiffly. Generations of capering fools in motley have won me the right to dress badly and say any damn thing that comes into my head.“ He grinned. He pressed his lips together and said nothing. Jon felt a coldness pass right through him. “„You're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?“
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